Jokes

What do you call a pig who does karate?

Pork chop

Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg?''

Because every play has a cast

What do you call a magic owl...? Hoodini.

I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.... she looked surprised!

What do runners eat before a race?

They don't.... they fast

Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired